I Must Not Tell Lies: This Dolores Umbridge Cocktail is Everything

You might know him as Gilderoy or even Filch, but Weekender Shannon Coburn is most magical when he's whipping up delicious beverages as Potions Master, Severus Snape.
Catch more of Shannon's culinary adventures and enchanting cosplays on his Instagram page or YouTube channel... which you should stop reading and go subscribe to immediately.
Because you simply never know what he's going to brew up next! For example this perfectly pink cocktail in inspired by Professor Dolores Umbridge.
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Although Umbridge is a truly despicable villain, you can't argue that she's got an iconic aesthetic that's instantly recognizable. That's what makes her a favorite of cosplayers and Potter bounders.
In fact, Shannon's wife, Becky (the sweetest woman on the planet), regularly cosplays Umbridge. When I picture Umbridge, I don't think of the canonical character at all- I think of all the fabulous cosplayers I know.
In honor (or dishonor?) of Umbridge's birthday, please enjoy this delicious cocktail guaranteed to make you see pink kittens. Or not, if you prefer the non-alcoholic kiddie version.
The Dolores Umbridge Cocktail Recipe
2 oz Tequila Rose
1 oz Malibu Coconut rum
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
Optional: Garnish with maraschino cherries and pink sugar rim
Shake with ice and serve
Watch Professor Snape's step-by-step instructions to mix up this cocktail.
Non-Alcoholic Dolores Umbridge Mocktail Recipe
2 scoops strawberry ice cream
2 oz butterscotch syrup (ice cream topper Smuckers)
3 oz coconut milk
Blend in a blender and serve
Watch Professor Snape mix up this kid-friendly brew.
Cheers to all the Umbridge bounders and cosplayers out there!
“I'm sure we're all going to be very good friends.”